Mouths of Babes #12

amandaMe: Has anyone seen the TV remote?

Amanda(6): Hmm. Now let me retrace my steps…

Mouths of Babes #9

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Amanda: Daddy, I’d like french toast.

Me: Ooo that sounds good… me too.

Amanda: I’ll take two pieces.

Me: Ok, but who’s gonna make it for you?

Amanda: You are of course. *skips away*

Mouths of Babes #8

Amanda (6) wearing a pink/white princess ball cap with the brim cocked to the side…

Becky: “Amanda, why are you wearing your hat like that?”

Amanda: “I’m a gangsta yo!”

Becky: “Don’t walk around saying that.”

Mouths of Babes #7

Chandler grabs the fortune cookie from my Chinese take out last night and proceeds to eat it.

Chandler: “Daddy, it tastes sweet.”

Me: “Of course buddy, it’s a cookie.”

Chandler: “No… it says ‘It tastes sweet’… see?” [holds up fortune paper from cookie]

Fortune reads “It tastes sweet.”

Mouths of Babes #6

Amanda… running up to me while watching TV:

“Daddy! Call 911! I need hugs stat!”

I kid you not… she said ‘stat’…