Mouths of Babes #4

At dinner:

Chandler (7): Sierra, I’m not going to be mean like you and end up living old and alone.

Sierra (9): I bet I find a man before you find a girl.

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The New 401K Plan

If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:


$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual
$37.50 if you bought Neomagic
$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac
$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae   

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND… You would have $214.00 in cash.

So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It’s called the 401-Keg Plan

* I do not condone or support heavy drinking… but whatever lessens the pain of the current market…

Now this is the way I’d roll… err… fish

From a Minnesota fisherman…

“I was going to build the Gazebo on the edge of my dock down by the lake but I thought …I might just as well build the deck with floats on it and I can then take it out fishing too. It has a 15,000 lb. capacity. The deck is 18ft x 18ft with 12 plastic foam filled dock floats that are 4ft x 4ft by 18 inches high and the Gazebo is 10 ft.. Hexagon with a table and chairs. Inside, under the table is my trolling motor so I can take it out to my favorite fishing hole. The trolling motor is remote controlled wireless so I can be fishing outside and operate the motor. On the top of the table I have a LOWRANCE Fish-Finder with depth sounding sonars and temp gauge. I have 2 electric winches with 40 lb. anchors. I have also built in a water pump so I can clean the fish right on the spot. Now I can relax and fish while my wife can sit and relax.”

I say huzzah and make me one dude!

The Truth Behind the Economic Crisis

While spin runs rampant and the Obama/Biden camp tries to blame to current economy on Bush, most Americans swallow what is fed to them by the hype heads and spin doctors. I’ve said it before and history has shown that any change in the economy during an administration can be directly linked to the PREVIOUS administration. It usually takes about 6-8 years before legislation affecting the economy actually starts to show results.

The current crisis is a direct result of Democrat legislation during the Clinton administration. 

This video should help you understand what happened, why & who is truly to blame. The video gets banned all the time so just keep searching for it if it does happen to get banned.

OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RZVw3no2A4&feature=iv&annotation_id=event_597487

A Thank You Letter from Obama

My fellow Americans:

As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my past relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.  

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush’s youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy’s for coming out in support of me. There’s a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And
I’m not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. And I’d like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt. I say things that sound meaningful, but don’t really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.

Americans are tired of thinking. It’s time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote, remember don’t think, just do. And do it for me.

Thank You.

Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.