Mouths of Babes #8

Amanda (6) wearing a pink/white princess ball cap with the brim cocked to the side…
Becky: “Amanda, why are you wearing your hat like that?”
Amanda: “I’m a gangsta yo!”
Becky: “Don’t walk around saying that.”

Mouths of Babes #7

Chandler grabs the fortune cookie from my Chinese take out last night and proceeds to eat it.
Chandler: “Daddy, it tastes sweet.”
Me: “Of course buddy, it’s a cookie.”
Chandler: “No… it says ‘It tastes sweet’… see?” [holds up fortune paper from cookie]
Fortune reads “It tastes sweet.”