Mouths of Babes #4

At dinner:
Chandler (7): Sierra, I’m not going to be mean like you and end up living old and alone.
Sierra (9): I bet I find a man before you find a girl.

The New 401K Plan

If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:

$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual
$37.50 if you bought Neomagic
$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac
$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae   
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling [...]

Now this is the way I’d roll… err… fish

From a Minnesota fisherman…
“I was going to build the Gazebo on the edge of my dock down by the lake but I thought …I might just as well build the deck with floats on it and I can then take it out fishing too. It has a 15,000 lb. capacity. The deck is 18ft x [...]

The Truth Behind the Economic Crisis

While spin runs rampant and the Obama/Biden camp tries to blame to current economy on Bush, most Americans swallow what is fed to them by the hype heads and spin doctors. I’ve said it before and history has shown that any change in the economy during an administration can be directly linked to the PREVIOUS [...]

A Thank You Letter from Obama

My fellow Americans:
As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my past relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.  
I [...]